Surely if you looked like this, which brand of shaving cream you used would be the least of your problems.
Anyway, it has been very quiet in the archives so far this year. The roads are still like mirrors and it is so cold that you want to lie down and cry on your walk to work.
It is good that we have not been busy, however, as one staff member was trapped South by snow and another has been struck by the flu leaving our numbers much depleted.
We don't even have glitzy Christmas decs to lift our spirits! Where's the love, as Hanson once sang?