Saturday 29 April 2017

Biscuity Nonsense



The next time someone tries to wrestle the 20th biscuit from your hand you can now shout 'Do you want me to be a dental cripple? Well, DO YOU?!!'


You're welcome.


Taken from a 1968 Orcadian.

2 comments:

  1. The oak cakes sound delightful! I'll take at least 20, please. ;)

    Sue.

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  2. Indeed, it is the only sensible course of action...

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