Check out this home-grown Orkney filth! The terms of our Disclosure Scotland contract probably forbid us to directly type this vile and sinful poem, so here is a scan taken from David Hubert Balfour's book entitled
To The Unborn:
Steamy stuff, I'm sure you'll agree. The archive staff have attached a fan to the spine of the book after one member of staff fell into a swoon of horror upon discovering it and several customers have been threatening to sue the library after suffering heart attacks, seizures and/or strokes.
Look at this! :
Uggggggghhhhhh!!!
David, the last Balfour laird, was described as a 'charming, convivial, utterly irresponsible man-about-town*' who was married and divorced four times. Reminds me a little of another Balfour
cad...
*Who Was Who In Orkney, W. S. Hewison
i enjoyed reading them, no judgement, it is what it is...honest...love that. thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteOoooooerrrrr missus !!!! They are what they are and we know of worse -shudder !!!!
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