Ewwww - you didn't actually boil some up, did you? :-)
No way. We just trust our imagination!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH best. blog entry. ever.
Great advert! There was a long running series of adverts in The Orcadian and the Orkney Herald for Kruschen Salts - you know, the ones featuring that bloke with the enormous chin and the deranged smile. As I recall, he was always pretty smug about how "regular" he was. Can you confirm his smugness in a future post, perhaps? Top blog, by the way.
I think I know who you mean! I shall investigate...
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