When hearing the words 'cruise liner' most people picture the Caribbean, shuffle board, or cocktails with little umbrellas in them. Perhaps they then muse upon Poirot investigating a murder on the Nile or poor, frozen Leo desperately scrabbling at the edge of the floating door hogged by greedy old Kate Winslet.
You may be surprised then to learn that little old Orkney is expecting SEVENTY THREE cruise liners this Summer with a record FOUR vessels all stopping in Kirkwall on August the 18th!
Damn you, BBC's 'Who Do You Think You Are?' and damn you again!