If you have ever read this blog and thought to yourself "I'm enjoying this, but I feel I would enjoy it more if it were being read out by a left-leaning Swanley-born comedian on a BBC program. It would just flow better.", then you are in luck. Simply click here: Ideal Scenario to hear the Kirkwall episode of Radio 4's Mark Steel's In Town.
If you listen carefully, then you will hear an excerpt of this post from this very blog being read out to a local audience. More was read out on the night itself, but our amazing comedic zingers caused at least three members of the audience to laugh themselves hernias and one poor woman slipped into a comedy coma. To make up for this, the next three posts will probably not be very amusing at all. With great power comes great responsibility.