Archivist: Put that pen down at once!
Customer: Ceci n'est pas un stylo.
Archivist: We do not allow pens in the archive.
Customer: Ceci n'est pas un stylo.
Archivist: You could get ink on the archives you see...
Customer: Ceci n'est pas un stylo.
Archivist: I'm not a jobsworth or anything, it just, it's so difficult to remove! Do you want to damage a priceless document?
Customer: Ceci n'est pas un stylo.
Archivist: I'm getting quite cross now.
It is the anniversary of Rene Magritte's birth. Don't use pens in our archive or you'll mak me greet. (Me greet, Magritte! Get it? Hahahahahahahah. Don't hate us...)
